The Electoral Party

Here’s what voters are implicitly saying to every candidate for high public office. I mean no disrespect to ACDC, of whom I am a long time fan.

Free shit,  gin and candy
With a plate I’m pretty handy
I’m trying to make some end runs
With lobbyists and slush funds

So join me for a drink, boys
We’re gonna make a big noise
So don’t worry ’bout tomorrow, take it today
Forget about the check, we’ll get the FED  to pay

Take a dump on me
And take a dump on me
Yeah, take a dump on me
Take a dump on me tonight

Come on

Oh, dizzy, drunk and fightin’
On iron bombs, check kiting
Yes, my wait is getting shorter
For hijacked kids and porter

Yeah, so come on and have a good time
And get blinded out of your mind
So don’t worry ’bout tomorrow, take it today
Forget about the check, taxpayers will pay

Take a dump on me
And take a dump on me
Yeah, take a dump on me
Take a dump on me tonight

Get browned

Take a dump on me
Take a dump on me, yeah
All take a dump on me
Come on

Ohh, see babies burn and homes come down
Wave another flag, kill some other hag
I’m gonna watch em die, gonna get me high
Come on all the boys, make a noise

Take a dump on me (take a dump on me)
Have a drink on me (take a dump on me)
Ah, have a drink on me (take a dump on me)

Take a dump on me
Take a dump on me
Take a dump on me

“If voting changed anything, they’d make it illegal.” ~ Emma Goldman